Oh Buttons? Where art thou?

To the 35 of you who visit me daily (on average) and the 19 of you who follow me, I am sorry. I have been so very MIA. But here are 10 things that I have been up to:

1. My favy artist drew me a cupcake. I didn't link to her b/c I'm hoarding her amazing ability for a time when I can post all about her.
2. Scotty turned 30 and we had a super fun party Saturday night where bluegrass was played, wine was consumed straight out of huge jugs (that's what she said), Laura made a brilliant observation about muscles, PreggersPants belly moved in all sorts of weird ways and I made a mental note to cherish that night forever in my memory.
3. My wittle cousin moved to New Orleans to start this organization. We wore Mexi-staches to send him off
4. I've been ruling August with L.A. Nikki (don't click that. She doesn't update her blog. For serious. She's the worst)
5. We went to Montreal. We were 'of' it. (Omg, I'm so funny. Don't you dare not laugh at that joke.)
6. I learned how to make .gifs
7. I realized how awful my hair was looking and that something had to be done about it. So I cut it off. And for the first time in my life an electric razor was used on the back of my head. I about had a heart attack.
8. A semi-successful author (if you consider #1 on NY Times best sellers list successful) announced she stalks my blog (no not this one)
9. I'm internet friends with the guy who created this button (and many others) Drama Button
10. I may have a new Buttons Blog design coming in the next few weeks because of my new friend at LeeLou Blogs

To celebrate my newfound ability of creating amazing .gifs, here are last weeks pictures along with my descriptions of the week:

Here I am:

From Two Months in the Bathroom

I promise to have new hair pics tomorrow! Cuz I know all 19-35 of you are dying. Minus the 11 of you who already saw me.

See more pics from the bathroom