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| From Two Months in the Bathroom |
Thursday 12pm: Wawa shortie & a bag of chips Skippack, PA
Thursday 12:15pm: Some Sour watermelons Red Hill, PA
Thursday 12:53pm: More sour watermelons Coopersburg, PA
Thursday 1:15pm: Pirates Boooty Somewhere on I-78 PA
Thursday 1:53pm: A few seasame tortilla chips Still on I-78
Thursday afternoon: More Sour watermelons, whenever I could take them from David, who was trying to keep them from me since he knew I'd probably end up writing this post
Thursday 6pm: Fish-o-filet sandwhich from McDonalds, Diet Coke, French Fries somewhere in the adirondak mountains after driving through NOTHING for hours and fearing we'd never eat again
Friday breakfast: Fruit & a croissant Saint Jean Rue Some French word I forget
Friday lunch: Heavy french sammy Montreal
Friday snack: Something French Montreal
Friday dinner: Bread, Minestrone Soup, Bread, Wine, Pasta, Bread Chambly
Saturday lunch: Cheesey Crepe Montreal
Saturday Dinner: Italian left-overs Saint Jean Rue Some French word I forget
Sunday lunch: Mexican Tres-Vegetarian Combo Monglo
Sunday snack: Ice cream Saint Jean Rue Some French word I forget
Sunday dinner: Italian Saint Jean Rue Some French word I forget
All of the above things mean I gained 7 pounds. Yep. You heard right. When I got home last night I was SEVEN pounds heavier than when I left. David assures me that "as soon as you take a huge #2" I will feel better, so that is my prayer. I'm praying for a huge dump. I don't even care if that's so gross & you never want to read my blog again. I gained SEVEN POUNDS in four days.
I officially think I will never have french food again. PLUS... who KNEW they served FRENCH FOOD in Canada and ONLY spoke french!? So weird.... you're 30 minutes from the US border people....!
So that is why today, I am wearing my fat pants
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5 loving comments of adoration:
It's that filet fish that did you in dude. I'm judging you in my heart for eating such a replusive meal. MickeyD's!? Have you seen super size me? I haven't stepped in a golden arches since I saw that movie 5 years ago. Yikes! At least your fat pants are cute. However I think they are missing something maybe some puff paint and some iron on pictures of a certain somebody.
I know! I know... I haven't eaten there in YEARS. of COURSE i saw super size me... so you have to know HOW HUNGRY we were.. and HOW DESPERATELY we though we'd never see food again.
of course the VERY NEXT exit has respectable food- like subway
you're right.... i need iron ons.....
:)
I ate nonstop on our camping trip and gained 4 1/2 pounds. We were only gone for like 24 hours!
Uhhh...David's theory is totally right. Yeah.
I bought a cute skirt on clearance, then decided to buy the SAME skirt in the next size bigger, since it was cheap and stuff. It's pretty awesome having a skinny skirt and a fat skirt that look the same! ;)
oddly enough I am now CRAVING McDonald's for lunch. And I have about 3 more hours til my lunch break.
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